Daddy Simulator
June 15th, 2013

Daddy Simulator

No one is saying motherhood is easy.
It ain’t.
Fatherhood is no laughing matter either.

It’s easy to become a father.
All you need is a six pack, a couple good pick up lines, and a broken condom.

Being a dad, sticking around caring for your kids, nurturing and guiding them,
as well as cooking, cleaning, chasing monsters in the middle of the night,
taking to doctors, soccer games, school functions, birthday parties,
buying shoes, video games, I-pads, fixing cars, posting bail, and so on,
that’s the rough part.

So to the dad’s (and the mom’s who act like dad’s):
Happy Father’s Day !!!!

To the dead beat baby daddy’s:
Go fukk yourself. Hope your “junk” gets caught in a blender.
Just Sayin’.


True Tales from Behind The Lens.

For those who don’t know, I’m a cameraman in real life.
( or in life as real as it is.)
Weird stuff happens to those behind the lens constantly.
These little “stories” are a few high lights.
Enjoy.