Be proud of what you achieve.
It’s not that we don’t enjoy seeing all the great things you’ve done
plastered all over social media.
We just think it’s taking space away from hot chick selfies in our news feed.
So if you do something great, take a picture in your underwear or less
in front of the mirror.
(unless you’re a dude or a relative).
That way we all win.
Just Sayin’.