Not to mention I’m drunk most of the time.
Most dudes never learn the proper way to get a woman’s attention.
They think what works on them, will work on the ladies.
Not necessarily the case.
There aren’t many women who are like:
“Gee, I hope a cute guy replies to my beach vacation photos with some dick pics.”
I’ve heard of them but, much like Bigfoot, have yet to see any real scientific proof.
That being said, if you’re a hot chick and into the cameraman/cartoonists,
flash me some boob.
No mixed signals there.
Just Sayin’.