Look, I’m for hunting to eat. Meat is delicious. But luring an animal and killing for it’s just for it’s head doesn’t seem very sporting. There are more dangerous ways to prove your manhood. Try telling a women she looks[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jesus can only do so much. It is up to one’s self to do the hard work. Then you may drinketh beer. – Book of Tom the Cameraman 20:83 Just Sayin’.
He certainly does watch in mysterious ways. Sometimes you do need a hand, but sitting around waiting for help with stuff you can do yourself, only delays the results. Not to mention, “help” sometimes makes a simple task a little[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s little incidents like these that don’t help my self esteem. I need a drink. Time to start walking to the bar. Just Sayin’.
As long as Geebus is turning water into wine, He could do that multiplying fish trick to get me a couple more beers. Just Sayin’.
Kind of like eating red hot candies and ghost peppers while drinking lava. Funny thing is, I usually order the mild buffalo wings. Irony. Don’t Judge Me.
Be proud of what you achieve. It’s not that we don’t enjoy seeing all the great things you’ve done plastered all over social media. We just think it’s taking space away from hot chick selfies in our news feed. So[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Taking the nudes out of Playboy is like taking Christ out of Christmas. It’s the symbol that brought it greatness. If I wanted to read a magazine without naked pics of women, I’d learn to read. Thank Geebus for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t Judge Me. I love pumpkins. But peaches, grapefruit, oranges, plums, kiwi, melons, and grapes are special too. Make sure you find a way to let her know you appreciate what she got. Just Sayin’.
If I gotta be eaten by a zombie, I would hope she’s smokin’ hot and a little naughty. Just Sayin’. Happy Halloween.