Moral of the story is: You don’t need a reason to have a party. Just relax, and have a good time once in awhile. If it ends up with a penguin beat down, then you know you’re doing it right.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Neccessity maybe the mother of invention, but desperation is it’s father. Especially when you need a drink. Just Sayin’.
Hard to tell sometimes. Grandma’s recipe has quite a kick. I’d bet if you put her whiskey in a battery and charged it, it would be like the road runner compared to that drum playing rabbit. Just Sayin’.
As long as Geebus is turning water into wine, He could do that multiplying fish trick to get me a couple more beers. Just Sayin’.
Yes, I’d rather deal with a walking, talking shadow than have to cast a vote for which one of these candidates might cause less damage to this country than the others. #nochoice. Just Sayin’
You don’t always get what you’re promised. You don’t always get what you think you’re getting. You certain don’t always get what you want. Things are not going to change. ( The way some people want them to anyway.) Instead[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes, you look at where you are in your journey and are saddened that you haven’t gotten far enough. It’s like you’re running out of time and you think you should have gotten further. Everyone’s path is different, and none[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes you just have to climb out of the hole yourself. And Yes: 9 out of 10 experts agree, alcohol is Not the answer for depression. (The 10th expert is probably a bartender.) But the truth is, having an adult[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You can hide in a hole, but when you get out, your problems will still be there. Better to deal with them. Then have a beer. Just Sayin’.
Do the Right Thing. The Polite Thing. Just ask before you act. Honesty is the best policy. It’s best if she knows you’re an a$$hole pervert before you waste hard earned drinking money. If she walks away, there are plenty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…