For the fans of literature, writing, and the use of letters and such: Notice the double meaning in “Poison the Pork”. Not just the bacon, but the poisoning could refer to the “Pig” aka “Tom”. Hash tag mind blow, literary[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Either way I still get jittery. Sadly, once again, a true story from behind the lens. Time to switch to iced coffee. Just Sayin’.
Even the smartest person can get distracted and forget to “carry the 2”. But somehow, I just don’t feel any better. Just Sayin’.
There are a lot of men (and some women) who wouldn’t have been able to read that card through the tears of joy from just being around all those hot babes. Just Sayin’.
Sometimes, you look at where you are in your journey and are saddened that you haven’t gotten far enough. It’s like you’re running out of time and you think you should have gotten further. Everyone’s path is different, and none[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you do the same stupid sh*t you did last year, then 2018 isn’t going to be your year. History repeats when you don’t learn from it. Change your thinking, not the calendar. If you are going to make bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes the ones that troll you the most, are the ones you know best. Sad thing is, only half of it is true. Okay . . . 65% true. Don’t Judge Me.
That’s why you should just order a combo platter by number. It’s much less confusing and easier to pronounce. When you’re partying hard, always make sure you got your friends back. Remember: Alcohol tastes much better when you drink it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
