With a rating like that, is it any wonder why chicks are falling over themselves, waiting in line, and making reservations months in advance to drink of the nectar that is I ? Just Sayin’.
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Now what kind of gentleman would I be, if I said no after she went through all that trouble? Can’t let those cantaloupes go to waste. Just Sayin’.
Hey, if your hot sister is into kinky stuff and wants to video it, would you rather have some skeevy stranger do it, or a skeevy trained professional who you know personally do it ? Just Sayin’.
Bacon is lingerie for food. Just makes it better. So this Valentine’s day, kick it up a notch with some bacon or lingerie. And remember, lingerie had less calories and little trans fats. In most cases. Just Sayin’.
Hey, not my idea. Go ahead, goggle bacon lingerie . . . I’ll wait. See ? I know, right ? And yes, I’d sign that paper before it was even printed for the bacon experience Just Sayin’.
For the fans of literature, writing, and the use of letters and such: Notice the double meaning in “Poison the Pork”. Not just the bacon, but the poisoning could refer to the “Pig” aka “Tom”. Hash tag mind blow, literary[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guys, all women want you dead. Does the phrase “Til death do us part”, mean anything to you ? They’d rather put you in a box, six feet under, than let you go, because they know there’s a chance you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just think of the money I would have saved. And maybe if I got some sleep back then, I won’t be such a crabby bastard now. Just Sayin’.
Look . . . do what you gotta do to be happy, just don’t hurt anyone or yourself. Know the limitations. I can’t say I understand or am into all the bondage, spanking, and nipple clamp type stuff. But I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve seen myself in the mirror. I cannot disagree. Besides, food delivery is cheaper than plastic surgery. Just Sayin’.