Bacon is lingerie for food. Just makes it better. So this Valentine’s day, kick it up a notch with some bacon or lingerie. And remember, lingerie had less calories and little trans fats. In most cases. Just Sayin’.
Posts Tagged valentine’s day
Look . . . do what you gotta do to be happy, just don’t hurt anyone or yourself. Know the limitations. I can’t say I understand or am into all the bondage, spanking, and nipple clamp type stuff. But I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve seen myself in the mirror. I cannot disagree. Besides, food delivery is cheaper than plastic surgery. Just Sayin’.
It’s okay to stand for something. But sometimes, you need to stop and look at what you’re rebelling against. You may be missing out on a good thing, if you don’t compromise, cooperate, or give it a chance. And sometimes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Times are a tough. Most people need extra work just to make ends meet. We should all be so lucky to find a job where we can drink and shoot a bow. Have to love what you do. Just Sayin’.
On a plus note, most of my restraining orders are down to only 500 ft. Which is way out of pepper spray range. So I got that going for me. Relationships are complicated. Especially when chicks hate you. Just Sayin’.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…