Happy New Year !!! Drink Responsibly, but most of all remember to drink. Unless you’re a recovering alcoholic, then just binge eat. Unless your a recovering over eater, then save some of the rest of us. Actually, F**k it. Enjoy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just a reminder to wrap your present so you don’t get a Christmas miracle delivered 9 months from now. Just Sayin’. Merry Christmas
It’s okay to stand for something. But sometimes, you need to stop and look at what you’re rebelling against. You may be missing out on a good thing, if you don’t compromise, cooperate, or give it a chance. And sometimes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes it takes a while to get things done. But some things are worth taking your time and doing right. Especially hand painting those monsters. Now I need to go buy more paint to do a pilgrim outfit. Just Sayin’.
Do the Right Thing. The Polite Thing. Just ask before you act. Honesty is the best policy. It’s best if she knows you’re an a$$hole pervert before you waste hard earned drinking money. If she walks away, there are plenty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’re uncomfortable, say no. I mean, do I look like I got the kind of money to buy hot chick drinks ? Not unless she has low self esteem or wants to get back at someone by sleeping with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Actually, I’d save money on the ink I’d use for pants, too. That’s a win-win. Just Sayin’.
Sometimes, you have to eat before you eat, because you might not feel like eating once you’ve eaten. Me on the other hand . . . I’m always Hungry. Just Sayin’. Editor Note: Some times during the Writing Process, I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s that time of year. But remember Ladies: Talk is Cheap. If you want to close on that Diamond, or at least get a nice Breakfast. . . (Full Disclosure: Eggs and Toast are all that’s in my Price Range,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…