Ho’s, Ho’s, Ho’s !!! Sure beats coal in your stocking. Just Sayin’. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Drink Safely.
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Like Fred says, If you don’t want to know don’t ask. You may be better off. And besides it’ll take more than a few D batteries to erase me. You need to be shopping for some car batteries and diesel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If his shadow joins in for a three way, I think it’s a sign of permanent summer. Just Sayin’.
Greased Iron Palm: The Art of Busting Nuts. Don’t Judge.
Also bacon is legal in 47 states. Just Sayin’.
For the fans of literature, writing, and the use of letters and such: Notice the double meaning in “Poison the Pork”. Not just the bacon, but the poisoning could refer to the “Pig” aka “Tom”. Hash tag mind blow, literary[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guys, all women want you dead. Does the phrase “Til death do us part”, mean anything to you ? They’d rather put you in a box, six feet under, than let you go, because they know there’s a chance you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes it’s good to forget your mistakes. Then you can have the fun of making them again. Just Sayin’.
Knowing what your choice of pizza topping says about you isn’t really going to help you get a job or find that special someone. You need to step away from the keyboard, take a shower, and leave the house. Just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you put all your information out there, keep putting up pictures, and status updates, you’re making it too easy. Then again, for the most part big brother is getting stuck looking at pet selfies, knows which deli you were[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…