Guys, all women want you dead. Does the phrase “Til death do us part”, mean anything to you ? They’d rather put you in a box, six feet under, than let you go, because they know there’s a chance you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged relationship humor
Look . . . do what you gotta do to be happy, just don’t hurt anyone or yourself. Know the limitations. I can’t say I understand or am into all the bondage, spanking, and nipple clamp type stuff. But I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Still trying to figure out if that’s a better deal. As I get older, meals become more important. Just Sayin’. PS- Remember March 14 is Steak and Blow Job Day. A special day for the person in your life who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
At least it’s a reason that makes sense. If you in a relationship, you’re in it to get something out. Love, sex, dinner, or cheap home maintenance. Just Sayin’.
You know it’s bad when work is where you go to get away. Most people hate their jobs, and got bosses or co-workers who need a smack. But remember : At least your getting paid. Being home cost you money.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…