Guys, all women want you dead. Does the phrase “Til death do us part”, mean anything to you ? They’d rather put you in a box, six feet under, than let you go, because they know there’s a chance you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged relationship humor
10 results.
Look . . . do what you gotta do to be happy, just don’t hurt anyone or yourself. Know the limitations. I can’t say I understand or am into all the bondage, spanking, and nipple clamp type stuff. But I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Still trying to figure out if that’s a better deal. As I get older, meals become more important. Just Sayin’. PS- Remember March 14 is Steak and Blow Job Day. A special day for the person in your life who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yes Virginia, there are stupid questions. And the most stupidest of us ask them. Just Sayin’.
At least it’s a reason that makes sense. If you in a relationship, you’re in it to get something out. Love, sex, dinner, or cheap home maintenance. Just Sayin’.
You know it’s bad when work is where you go to get away. Most people hate their jobs, and got bosses or co-workers who need a smack. But remember : At least your getting paid. Being home cost you money.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some of my best relationships have been imaginary, with women I’ve never met. Don’t Judge Me. On that note, if you got someone, take good care of them. If you don’t take care of yourself. . . By treating yourself[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Apparently, somewhere along the line, I passed Silver Fox. For the record, my preferred dating range is some where between being able to legally buy alcohol and having the ability to chew solid food. But even with that wide range,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve all seen them . . Gold Diggers I believe is the term. Smoking hot cuties, covered in silk and jewels, with old man slobber on them. Maybe I can understand the actor who is still handsome and distinguished, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Life is a gamble, not every investment you make pans out. But getting served breakfast in bed is better than having to make breakfast in bed for yourself. I’m just happy to be in the equation somewhere. Don’t Judge Me.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…