Neccessity maybe the mother of invention, but desperation is it’s father. Especially when you need a drink. Just Sayin’.
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We can get overwhelmed easily. Bogged down, or buried under worries and responsibilities. But even when given an impossible task, remember that in the end, the reward can be sweet. . . . or full of alcohol. Just Sayin’.
Sometimes you just have to climb out of the hole yourself. And Yes: 9 out of 10 experts agree, alcohol is Not the answer for depression. (The 10th expert is probably a bartender.) But the truth is, having an adult[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You can hide in a hole, but when you get out, your problems will still be there. Better to deal with them. Then have a beer. Just Sayin’.
That’s why you should just order a combo platter by number. It’s much less confusing and easier to pronounce. When you’re partying hard, always make sure you got your friends back. Remember: Alcohol tastes much better when you drink it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Are there are other versions of you walking around ? Have you met or seen them ? Or are you so lame, that even they don’t want to talk to you ? Think about it. Just Sayin’. BONUS PANELS !!!![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t get too hung up on the science parts. Remember, it’s just a comic strip, folks. But if it is a thing . . . You saw it here first. (Patent Pending) Truth is none of this makes sense. This[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some of my best relationships have been imaginary, with women I’ve never met. Don’t Judge Me. On that note, if you got someone, take good care of them. If you don’t take care of yourself. . . By treating yourself[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Apparently, somewhere along the line, I passed Silver Fox. For the record, my preferred dating range is some where between being able to legally buy alcohol and having the ability to chew solid food. But even with that wide range,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…









