I don’t care who you are, if there’s a salad match going on, you’ll stop and look. And remember, it ain’t a salad without a couple of “tomatoes”. Just Sayin’. PS- Yes, during a salad match you should always use[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Fast Forward Porn
Jul26
True story. I accidentally hit On Demand, Adult Content, Movie Info, Entered my Credit Card, Order Now, and Play. (Hey, these things happen to everybody, right?) The special effects needed work. The “Panty Monster” was just a guy in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Been more than once I have to dump a gallon in the windshield washer bucket to hit the magic number. I just like when the cashier giggles like a school girl when I get the receipt. Just Sayin’.
Not sure if that makes Fred an male escort, a call boy, a man whore, or one lucky S.O.B. Just Sayin’.
We’ve been doing for years. But the money usually goes to chicks putting themselves thru college, and single moms. Just Sayin’.
Guys check out chicks all the time. It’s our nature. For the most part we’re just looking. Because a man will see a hot babe, admire her form, then she’ll open her mouth, start complaining, and he realizes she’s giving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s why moms love school shopping. Buy the kids cloths and stock up on cases of merlot and body glitter at the same time. Just Sayin’.
So when a guy calls home and asks, “What are you doing ?” and she says “Laundry”, that’s code for body shots. Just Sayin’.
An underrated art form indeed. Kinda gives “Jack O’ Lantern” whole new meaning. Just Sayin’.