It was a long day. It was still half wrapped. It had BACON. Don’t Judge Me.
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Happy New Year !!! Drink Responsibly, but most of all remember to drink. Unless you’re a recovering alcoholic, then just binge eat. Unless your a recovering over eater, then save some of the rest of us. Actually, F**k it. Enjoy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Reality sucks. That’s why they say chase your dreams. The problem is: my dreams drive a formula one race car, and I’m riding a 10 speed bicycle. Not that I won’t catch up, it’s just going to take me a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some people collect baseball cards. Others comic books, rare coins, and so forth. Retraining orders are cheaper, and sometimes they’re already signed. Just Sayin’.
Express yourself, but do it responsibly. It’s like if a chick flashs her chest by the side of a highway and causes a traffic accident. She should flash in a parking lot were the cars are parked and no one[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ll probably be sweating more when she starts bouncing than when we’re setting it up. Just Sayin’.
If people learned from OUR mistakes, they’d be much better off. It’s a shame too, she had good taste in beer. Just Sayin’.
Look, I’m for hunting to eat. Meat is delicious. But luring an animal and killing for it’s just for it’s head doesn’t seem very sporting. There are more dangerous ways to prove your manhood. Try telling a women she looks[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kind of like eating red hot candies and ghost peppers while drinking lava. Funny thing is, I usually order the mild buffalo wings. Irony. Don’t Judge Me.