I don’t care who you are, if there’s a salad match going on, you’ll stop and look. And remember, it ain’t a salad without a couple of “tomatoes”. Just Sayin’. PS- Yes, during a salad match you should always use[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Origin of a Strip. As many know, when I draw I listen to Hard Rock, Heavy Metal , or the sound track to a good Adult Film. I some how ended up listening to a youtube video of a discussion[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Same results as using the line, “Hey babe, I got my own room at my parents house.” Also no room for beer. Just Sayin’.
Cash is tight right now, but your contributions can feed a cameraman. For just pennies a day you can provide food, alcohol, or even lap dances. What are you waiting for ? You can make a difference. Just Sayin’.
Hot Chicks: Book your Live Truck tour now !!!! Send in a hot selfie, and what kind of sandwich you’re going to bring. 18 to enter, 21 to drink. Bring your cute BFF and get 2 for 1 admission. In[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just think of the money I would have saved. And maybe if I got some sleep back then, I won’t be such a crabby bastard now. Just Sayin’.
Fast Forward Porn
True story. I accidentally hit On Demand, Adult Content, Movie Info, Entered my Credit Card, Order Now, and Play. (Hey, these things happen to everybody, right?) The special effects needed work. The “Panty Monster” was just a guy in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Been more than once I have to dump a gallon in the windshield washer bucket to hit the magic number. I just like when the cashier giggles like a school girl when I get the receipt. Just Sayin’.