In our defense, the “Real” us had low paying part time jobs and were responsible for tons of yard work at our respective homes, that ate up much of our time. And we weren’t popular. (I blame my face.) When[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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This time of year people pull the “New Year, New Me,” bullshit. Yet by the end of the year, they will complain how horrible the past 365 were. Maybe it isn’t the number on a piece of paper, counting how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I never said they’d write a check. But a check would be nice. Just Sayin’.
Girlfriends come and go. But, when it comes to leftover pizza, TRUST NO ONE. Not even your shadow. Just Sayin’.
On a plus note, most of my restraining orders are down to only 500 ft. Which is way out of pepper spray range. So I got that going for me. Relationships are complicated. Especially when chicks hate you. Just Sayin’.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
She may be a High Risk Stock, not meant for long term growth, but she has a great portfolio. Just Sayin’.
More often than not, that’s where you’ll find me. And Yes, I wash my hands. . . when I remember. Just Sayin’.
Literally, have to get off my ass. Just Sayin’.
Optimism is a matter of perspective. If you have the right attitude anything is possible. No . . . Not really. The odds are against you. No matter how hard you believe , if you jump off the roof you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s the Truth. If I was a rich, famous, well know celebrity, the tabloids wouldn’t be able to keep up with my hi-jinks and debauchery. Fact is a lot of the common people work real hard, which allows some rich[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…