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Nothing gets strange chicks to sit on your lap like a Santa costume. Unless you’re in a strip club, then you just need some fat cash. Just Sayin’. Merry Holiday.
Happy New Year !!! Drink Responsibly, but most of all remember to drink. Unless you’re a recovering alcoholic, then just binge eat. Unless your a recovering over eater, then save some of the rest of us. Actually, F**k it. Enjoy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Not all thugs are suspects, not all police are bad. Books with cool covers can be the biggest wastes of time. You have to give individuals a small chance. Once they fukk up, that’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What better way to catch up, than to just jam a bunch of topical stuff into a double sized strip ? Stay tuned for the next distraction. Just Sayin’.
Happy Groundhog Day ! Grab an adult beverage and enjoy the show. Hopefully, he doesn’t see his shadow. We’re so ready for bikini season. Just Sayin’.
Reality sucks. That’s why they say chase your dreams. The problem is: my dreams drive a formula one race car, and I’m riding a 10 speed bicycle. Not that I won’t catch up, it’s just going to take me a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some people collect baseball cards. Others comic books, rare coins, and so forth. Retraining orders are cheaper, and sometimes they’re already signed. Just Sayin’.