There is nothing like a good belly rub. They always say things can be worst, but the can be better sometimes, too. Living Doggy style could be the way to go. Big plus is I can’t get arrested for humpin’[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Everyone’s life gets complicated. Stuff we like to do sometimes has to get put to the back burner. Just don’t forget about it. You can get to it eventually. And Yes . . . I’ll cut your arm off if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing wrong with old people having sex. I’m getting old myself. But sometimes lights out is the best lingerie. You think that’s why “The Clapper” was invented. By the time grandpa got back from shutting off the light , grandma[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s his story and he’s sticking to it. Much like he’s stuck to the pumpkin. Now, I’ll do just about anything for a friend but he can carve himself out. Just Sayin’. Happy Halloween.
This time of year people pull the “New Year, New Me,” bullshit. Yet by the end of the year, they will complain how horrible the past 365 were. Maybe it isn’t the number on a piece of paper, counting how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I never said they’d write a check. But a check would be nice. Just Sayin’.
Girlfriends come and go. But, when it comes to leftover pizza, TRUST NO ONE. Not even your shadow. Just Sayin’.
On a plus note, most of my restraining orders are down to only 500 ft. Which is way out of pepper spray range. So I got that going for me. Relationships are complicated. Especially when chicks hate you. Just Sayin’.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
More often than not, that’s where you’ll find me. And Yes, I wash my hands. . . when I remember. Just Sayin’.