Greased Iron Palm: The Art of Busting Nuts. Don’t Judge.
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Bacon is lingerie for food. Just makes it better. So this Valentine’s day, kick it up a notch with some bacon or lingerie. And remember, lingerie had less calories and little trans fats. In most cases. Just Sayin’.
Hey, not my idea. Go ahead, goggle bacon lingerie . . . I’ll wait. See ? I know, right ? And yes, I’d sign that paper before it was even printed for the bacon experience Just Sayin’.
Also bacon is legal in 47 states. Just Sayin’.
For the fans of literature, writing, and the use of letters and such: Notice the double meaning in “Poison the Pork”. Not just the bacon, but the poisoning could refer to the “Pig” aka “Tom”. Hash tag mind blow, literary[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guys, all women want you dead. Does the phrase “Til death do us part”, mean anything to you ? They’d rather put you in a box, six feet under, than let you go, because they know there’s a chance you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes it’s good to forget your mistakes. Then you can have the fun of making them again. Just Sayin’.
I’m not saying you have to put out if someone buys you dinner. But if you don’t plan on it, at least be decent enough to just get a salad or something. Just Sayin’.
Knowing what your choice of pizza topping says about you isn’t really going to help you get a job or find that special someone. You need to step away from the keyboard, take a shower, and leave the house. Just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you put all your information out there, keep putting up pictures, and status updates, you’re making it too easy. Then again, for the most part big brother is getting stuck looking at pet selfies, knows which deli you were[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…