Bacon is lingerie for food. Just makes it better. So this Valentine’s day, kick it up a notch with some bacon or lingerie. And remember, lingerie had less calories and little trans fats. In most cases. Just Sayin’.
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Hey, not my idea. Go ahead, goggle bacon lingerie . . . I’ll wait. See ? I know, right ? And yes, I’d sign that paper before it was even printed for the bacon experience Just Sayin’.
Also bacon is legal in 47 states. Just Sayin’.
For the fans of literature, writing, and the use of letters and such: Notice the double meaning in “Poison the Pork”. Not just the bacon, but the poisoning could refer to the “Pig” aka “Tom”. Hash tag mind blow, literary[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guys, all women want you dead. Does the phrase “Til death do us part”, mean anything to you ? They’d rather put you in a box, six feet under, than let you go, because they know there’s a chance you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes it’s good to forget your mistakes. Then you can have the fun of making them again. Just Sayin’.
I’m not saying you have to put out if someone buys you dinner. But if you don’t plan on it, at least be decent enough to just get a salad or something. Just Sayin’.
There’s nothing wrong with getting drunk and exploring vast unknown territory. Just remember to carry the proper equipment and always safety first. Just Sayin’.
Hey, it would make putting up with the family for Easter much more tolerable. Just Sayin’ ALTERNATE STRIP: So after reading is one, I felt the punch line was off the mark. Here’s the original version:
If the model works, than don’t fix it. But there’s no reason you can’t dress it up a bit. Just Sayin’.