Don’t wait to tell them how you feel. You’ll be happier. Worst that happens is you get fired and hit the unemployment lottery. Just Sayin’.
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There is a subtle difference. This is meant as a joke. If you like it, Great. If not, that’s cool too. If you want to whine about it . . . Well, you know what to go suck. Just Sayin’.
I’ve seen myself in the mirror. I cannot disagree. Besides, food delivery is cheaper than plastic surgery. Just Sayin’.
In her defense, the good list is pretty short. Written on a book of matches as opposed to that phone book sized one that is the negative. Any of you kids remember what a phone book is ? Google it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, guess I’m off to the store to find a new one, with 5 friends whose labels are ready to come off. Beers or women. I ain’t to choosy right now. Just Sayin’.
The object is not only to get moving, but to keep moving. One needs to find a good motivator. Alcohol and Boobs usually work for me. Just Sayin’.
I really don’t care who’s picture is on U.S. currency. I’m more concerned with actually earning money. Besides, having a picture you may not like on your money will only make it easier to part with when you want buy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When I see these “Changes” that companies make, I realize they’re just putting whipped cream and sprinkles on the same old garbage. Instead of making it pretty, make it better. Just Sayin’. Alternate NSFW Version: This was my original concept.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just a reminder to wrap your present so you don’t get a Christmas miracle delivered 9 months from now. Just Sayin’. Merry Christmas
Based on a true story. I’m not proud of it, but occasion I try to do nice things. But the truth is more good has come from me not slapping the stupid out of people, just letting things go and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…