Happy New Year !!! Drink Responsibly, but most of all remember to drink. Unless you’re a recovering alcoholic, then just binge eat. Unless your a recovering over eater, then save some of the rest of us. Actually, F**k it. Enjoy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Groundhog Day ! Grab an adult beverage and enjoy the show. Hopefully, he doesn’t see his shadow. We’re so ready for bikini season. Just Sayin’.
Reality sucks. That’s why they say chase your dreams. The problem is: my dreams drive a formula one race car, and I’m riding a 10 speed bicycle. Not that I won’t catch up, it’s just going to take me a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Look . . . do what you gotta do to be happy, just don’t hurt anyone or yourself. Know the limitations. I can’t say I understand or am into all the bondage, spanking, and nipple clamp type stuff. But I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I actually have contracts, signed and notarized, promising me lovin’ in the event it ever happens. And I can’t believe how many chicks have stopped by. Yeah . . . It’s been that cold. Just Sayin’
Still trying to figure out if that’s a better deal. As I get older, meals become more important. Just Sayin’. PS- Remember March 14 is Steak and Blow Job Day. A special day for the person in your life who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Kind of like eating red hot candies and ghost peppers while drinking lava. Funny thing is, I usually order the mild buffalo wings. Irony. Don’t Judge Me.
Taking the nudes out of Playboy is like taking Christ out of Christmas. It’s the symbol that brought it greatness. If I wanted to read a magazine without naked pics of women, I’d learn to read. Thank Geebus for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t Judge Me. I love pumpkins. But peaches, grapefruit, oranges, plums, kiwi, melons, and grapes are special too. Make sure you find a way to let her know you appreciate what she got. Just Sayin’.
If I gotta be eaten by a zombie, I would hope she’s smokin’ hot and a little naughty. Just Sayin’. Happy Halloween.