In her defense, the good list is pretty short. Written on a book of matches as opposed to that phone book sized one that is the negative. Any of you kids remember what a phone book is ? Google it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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A question I ask everyday. Just Sayin’.
Yes Virginia, there are stupid questions. And the most stupidest of us ask them. Just Sayin’.
Well, guess I’m off to the store to find a new one, with 5 friends whose labels are ready to come off. Beers or women. I ain’t to choosy right now. Just Sayin’.
At least it’s a reason that makes sense. If you in a relationship, you’re in it to get something out. Love, sex, dinner, or cheap home maintenance. Just Sayin’.
What can I say ? I’m a simple guy with simple needs. I’m like a little kid playing with an empty card board box. The box doesn’t have to do nothing but be there, I can imagine it’s anything I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do the Right Thing. The Polite Thing. Just ask before you act. Honesty is the best policy. It’s best if she knows you’re an a$$hole pervert before you waste hard earned drinking money. If she walks away, there are plenty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’re uncomfortable, say no. I mean, do I look like I got the kind of money to buy hot chick drinks ? Not unless she has low self esteem or wants to get back at someone by sleeping with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Halloween. Been a While. Times been Tough, Times been Hard. Only thing scarier than Halloween Monsters are the Real Ones. (That includes the ones in Your Head) Remember, It’s Okay to give the Big Kids candy too. They might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Sometimes, you have to eat before you eat, because you might not feel like eating once you’ve eaten. Me on the other hand . . . I’m always Hungry. Just Sayin’. Editor Note: Some times during the Writing Process, I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…