In her defense, the good list is pretty short. Written on a book of matches as opposed to that phone book sized one that is the negative. Any of you kids remember what a phone book is ? Google it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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A question I ask everyday. Just Sayin’.
Yes Virginia, there are stupid questions. And the most stupidest of us ask them. Just Sayin’.
Well, guess I’m off to the store to find a new one, with 5 friends whose labels are ready to come off. Beers or women. I ain’t to choosy right now. Just Sayin’.
At least it’s a reason that makes sense. If you in a relationship, you’re in it to get something out. Love, sex, dinner, or cheap home maintenance. Just Sayin’.
What can I say ? I’m a simple guy with simple needs. I’m like a little kid playing with an empty card board box. The box doesn’t have to do nothing but be there, I can imagine it’s anything I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do the Right Thing. The Polite Thing. Just ask before you act. Honesty is the best policy. It’s best if she knows you’re an a$$hole pervert before you waste hard earned drinking money. If she walks away, there are plenty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’re uncomfortable, say no. I mean, do I look like I got the kind of money to buy hot chick drinks ? Not unless she has low self esteem or wants to get back at someone by sleeping with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…