If you do the same stupid sh*t you did last year, then 2018 isn’t going to be your year. History repeats when you don’t learn from it. Change your thinking, not the calendar. If you are going to make bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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The most common questions I’m asked when working in the field gathering news: 1) Why is my cable bill so high? 2) What’s that smell? 3) Who decides what stories get put on the air? It ain’t me. I’d be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Warning to Hackers and Thieves: I’m a CAMERAMAN. You ain’t getting much out of me. In fact, you’ll owe money. Just Sayin’.
It doesn’t matter where you are. Someone is going to do stuff you don’t like, And someone else is going to complain about it. Realize most of it is out of your control. Try to make the best of your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
She may be a High Risk Stock, not meant for long term growth, but she has a great portfolio. Just Sayin’.
In the Spirit of the Holiday Season, Fred is Always Ready to Give. Especially if He’s Gettin’ !!! Hope this Holiday, the Rest of You are Either Getting Some or Giving Some. (Both can be Pretty Good, Depending on if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Next Time You Step on a Lego at 2 A.M., Just be Thankful it’s Your Foot and Not Your Junk. The Origin of this Comic is a Whole Different Story. One even I’m Not Ready to Tell. But it’s Painful[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gives a Whole New Meaning to Plumber’s Crack. We all get Screwed One way or Another. If It’s Got to Happen to Me, Might as well enjoy the View. Just Sayin’.