I smell a reboot or crossover event. I know Jesus could turn water to wine, a great super power by itself, but adamantium claws would have been useful too. Just Sayin.
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The most common questions I’m asked when working in the field gathering news: 1) Why is my cable bill so high? 2) What’s that smell? 3) Who decides what stories get put on the air? It ain’t me. I’d be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s why you should just order a combo platter by number. It’s much less confusing and easier to pronounce. When you’re partying hard, always make sure you got your friends back. Remember: Alcohol tastes much better when you drink it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Warning to Hackers and Thieves: I’m a CAMERAMAN. You ain’t getting much out of me. In fact, you’ll owe money. Just Sayin’.
Everyone’s life gets complicated. Stuff we like to do sometimes has to get put to the back burner. Just don’t forget about it. You can get to it eventually. And Yes . . . I’ll cut your arm off if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing wrong with old people having sex. I’m getting old myself. But sometimes lights out is the best lingerie. You think that’s why “The Clapper” was invented. By the time grandpa got back from shutting off the light , grandma[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s his story and he’s sticking to it. Much like he’s stuck to the pumpkin. Now, I’ll do just about anything for a friend but he can carve himself out. Just Sayin’. Happy Halloween.
She may be a High Risk Stock, not meant for long term growth, but she has a great portfolio. Just Sayin’.
And the stock prices of condoms and lube would skyrocket. That’s how you stimulate an economy. Just Sayin’. PS: Can’t wait to see Machine Head live in concert again.
Gives a Whole New Meaning to Plumber’s Crack. We all get Screwed One way or Another. If It’s Got to Happen to Me, Might as well enjoy the View. Just Sayin’.