Not to mention I’m drunk most of the time. Most dudes never learn the proper way to get a woman’s attention. They think what works on them, will work on the ladies. Not necessarily the case. There aren’t many women[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Sometimes the ones that troll you the most, are the ones you know best. Sad thing is, only half of it is true. Okay . . . 65% true. Don’t Judge Me.
I smell a reboot or crossover event. I know Jesus could turn water to wine, a great super power by itself, but adamantium claws would have been useful too. Just Sayin.
The most common questions I’m asked when working in the field gathering news: 1) Why is my cable bill so high? 2) What’s that smell? 3) Who decides what stories get put on the air? It ain’t me. I’d be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
40 % of the time . . . Fred’s right every time. It’s well documented that I’m not the smartest person in the world, but I usually check something before throwing it out thier for all to see. (Except for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s why you should just order a combo platter by number. It’s much less confusing and easier to pronounce. When you’re partying hard, always make sure you got your friends back. Remember: Alcohol tastes much better when you drink it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Warning to Hackers and Thieves: I’m a CAMERAMAN. You ain’t getting much out of me. In fact, you’ll owe money. Just Sayin’.
It doesn’t matter where you are. Someone is going to do stuff you don’t like, And someone else is going to complain about it. Realize most of it is out of your control. Try to make the best of your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing wrong with old people having sex. I’m getting old myself. But sometimes lights out is the best lingerie. You think that’s why “The Clapper” was invented. By the time grandpa got back from shutting off the light , grandma[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…