My colon really does appreciate the love. But as some of my friends who draw, write, sculpt, cook, etc, will attest that it’s funny what people actually like or are attracted to. People are more apt to read and comment[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged humor
You can hide in a hole, but when you get out, your problems will still be there. Better to deal with them. Then have a beer. Just Sayin’.
You all gots some dirty minds. Then again, not the way I expected it to end either. Could have been worst. Maybe a dish towel hand. Just Sayin’.
Sometimes it takes a while to get things done. But some things are worth taking your time and doing right. Especially hand painting those monsters. Now I need to go buy more paint to do a pilgrim outfit. Just Sayin’.
If you mess up, just admit it. Stop blaming others. A lot of stupid shit happened recently, especially in 2017. It’s not what you got served, but how you ate it. Get ready for 2018. Because if you’re still doing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you do the same stupid sh*t you did last year, then 2018 isn’t going to be your year. History repeats when you don’t learn from it. Change your thinking, not the calendar. If you are going to make bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not to mention I’m drunk most of the time. Most dudes never learn the proper way to get a woman’s attention. They think what works on them, will work on the ladies. Not necessarily the case. There aren’t many women[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes the ones that troll you the most, are the ones you know best. Sad thing is, only half of it is true. Okay . . . 65% true. Don’t Judge Me.