Happy Halloween. Been a While. Times been Tough, Times been Hard. Only thing scarier than Halloween Monsters are the Real Ones. (That includes the ones in Your Head) Remember, It’s Okay to give the Big Kids candy too. They might[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe, Just Maybe. . . It would be a Good Motivator. How about for the next Shutdown (And there will be one (You Know I Ain’t Lying.)), The Politicians don’t get to leave or get paid until the job is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t get too hung up on the science parts. Remember, it’s just a comic strip, folks. But if it is a thing . . . You saw it here first. (Patent Pending) Truth is none of this makes sense. This[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some of my best relationships have been imaginary, with women I’ve never met. Don’t Judge Me. On that note, if you got someone, take good care of them. If you don’t take care of yourself. . . By treating yourself[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Apparently, somewhere along the line, I passed Silver Fox. For the record, my preferred dating range is some where between being able to legally buy alcohol and having the ability to chew solid food. But even with that wide range,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve all seen them . . Gold Diggers I believe is the term. Smoking hot cuties, covered in silk and jewels, with old man slobber on them. Maybe I can understand the actor who is still handsome and distinguished, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Life is a gamble, not every investment you make pans out. But getting served breakfast in bed is better than having to make breakfast in bed for yourself. I’m just happy to be in the equation somewhere. Don’t Judge Me.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…