Do the Right Thing. The Polite Thing. Just ask before you act. Honesty is the best policy. It’s best if she knows you’re an a$$hole pervert before you waste hard earned drinking money. If she walks away, there are plenty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’re uncomfortable, say no. I mean, do I look like I got the kind of money to buy hot chick drinks ? Not unless she has low self esteem or wants to get back at someone by sleeping with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s no secret there are places on this planet that are not some people’s ideal spots to live. A shithole is what you make it. You can bad mouth my shithole way of life, but it’s MY shithole way of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you do the same stupid sh*t you did last year, then 2018 isn’t going to be your year. History repeats when you don’t learn from it. Change your thinking, not the calendar. If you are going to make bad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That’s why you should just order a combo platter by number. It’s much less confusing and easier to pronounce. When you’re partying hard, always make sure you got your friends back. Remember: Alcohol tastes much better when you drink it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Everyone’s life gets complicated. Stuff we like to do sometimes has to get put to the back burner. Just don’t forget about it. You can get to it eventually. And Yes . . . I’ll cut your arm off if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They say find your Happy Place. That’s one of mine. Sometimes the difference between your happy place and sad place is how much money you got. Luckily, I still have one of Robert Downey Jr.’s Credit Cards. Don’t Judge Me.
At this point, I don’t think even she wants her to have the job. Just Sayin’.
Gives a Whole New Meaning to Plumber’s Crack. We all get Screwed One way or Another. If It’s Got to Happen to Me, Might as well enjoy the View. Just Sayin’.